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10 great Microsoft and Windows jokes

A joke to lighten the mood for any geek is always appreciated, so here are ten of my favourite light-hearted Microsoft and Windows geek jokes.

Windows, just another pane in the glass.

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

Computers are like air-conditioning, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

Windows: Work Is Never Done On Windows Systems.

Windows NT: Windows Nice Try.

Microsoft is to software as McDonalds is to cuisine.

The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn’t just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press “OK” first.

Breaking Windows isn’t just for kids anymore…

How do Microsoft change a light bulb? They don’t, they declare darkness as a new standard.

Windows 95, the most popular virus on the market

Posted in Funny on the 16th November 2010

2 people have spoken their minds!

  1. IByDev says:

    LOL! Fantastic!

    Here’s another one for you: “If Microsoft manufactured cars, every-time they repainted the lines on the roads you’d have to buy a new car”

  2. Guest says:

    Why there is not windows in aviation? Imagine what will be to try to reboot the airplane.

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