A joke to lighten the mood for any geek is always appreciated, so here are ten of my favourite light-hearted Microsoft and Windows geek jokes.
Windows, just another pane in the glass.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Computers are like air-conditioning, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
Windows: Work Is Never Done On Windows Systems.
Windows NT: Windows Nice Try.
Microsoft is to software as McDonalds is to cuisine.
The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn’t just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press “OK” first.
Breaking Windows isn’t just for kids anymore…
How do Microsoft change a light bulb? They don’t, they declare darkness as a new standard.
Windows 95, the most popular virus on the market